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LAWYER - I'm Bilingual - I speak English and Legalese (Black)

LAWYER - I'm Bilingual - I speak English and Legalese (Black)

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⚖️ Fluent in Facts, Fierce in Fashion

Make your wardrobe as sharp as your arguments. This tee proudly declares: “I'm Bilingual — I speak fluent English and Legalese.” 

Whether you're a lawyer, law student, or just someone who knows how to drop a well-timed clause, this shirt is your perfect opening statement.

👕 Smart & Stylish: Bold typography meets clever wit — ideal for courtroom pros and contract connoisseurs.

⚖️ For Legal Minds: Great for attorneys, paralegals, law professors, or anyone fluent in fine print.

🎁 Perfect Gift: A hit for graduations, promotions, or just because your favorite legal eagle deserves it.

🖤 Comfort Meets Confidence: Soft, breathable fabric with a fit that’s as persuasive as your closing argument.

Whether you're billing hours or binge-watching legal dramas, this shirt lets the world know you speak the language of logic — and you look good doing it.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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